Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Hello loyal fans. I knew hiring Winston was going to be a problem. He married my sister, so he is technically my brother, but sheesh. The guy's a dweeb. My sis could have done a lot better. And to answer his egregious claim that I have issues with alcohol...Well, if you couldn't drink one glass of wine without hitting on all of your wife's friends, you might point fingers too.

Moving on. I was invited to an exclusive screening of Star Wars: The Clone Wars and I have one thing I gotta say. If I ever run into George Lucas, I will tear the beard off of his bloated face and stuff it up his asshole. This movie is the worst kind of childish shit. I loved the original Star Wars. The next two not so much. The 3 more recent pictures? Egad. Don't get me started...

At least those whimsical turds had people in it. This movie is either clay, cartoons, or computer cartoons, I can't even tell. The mouths move out of synch with the characters words...You can see strings on the X box or X Fighters or whatever the fuck those planes are.. Its a mess. I really dont have any more time or energy to further comment on this atrocious shit-fest. See it if you want, but for fuck's sake don't see it.

Half a Flem.
-R.F.