Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 2

Hello my dearly devoted readers. Due to popular demand, and neccessity, I have been asked to write another review for Rick's website while he deals with his personal [alcoholism] issues. I received a call from Mr. Flemming on the night my review for Space Chimps hit the web, and he told me that it sucked. His exact words. "It sucked." "You suck." That's what I told him. Then he said, "Write another review." So I said, "Okay, I'll write another review." Put that in your pipe and smoke it Ricky-boy.

Last week I visited my 11 year old neice Olivia. She told me that after years of waiting, she had seen what she felt was the greatest movie ever made. She went on and on about how funny the movie was, how she related with the characters, how she felt like she was best friends with them, how she felt like her best friends were like them, how she wanted to have adventures like them, talk like them, eat like them, live like them and eventually grow up to be like them. But I was never a fan of Sex & The City, so I saw Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants 2 instead.
The movie was crap folks. I never saw the original Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants (from now on I will only call it SOTTP), but I'm glad I didn't waste my time. It's about four girls who, for some reason (like I said I didn't see the original SOTTP) are constantly sharing a raggity old pair of jeans between them. This "magical" pair of pants is supposed to bring the girls closer together, I think someone might have mentioned that a gypsy put a curse on them or something. Once again, never saw the original SOTTP. Never saw it, not interested.
Please do yourself a favor and avoid this movie at all costs. The midnight IMAX showing I attended was empty for a reason.....SOTTP2 is pure garbage. Half a Flem.

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