Wall-e

Hey guys. My readership has gone down lately, and it has a lot to do with the move. For those who are not sure what move I am talking about, my page Flemming on Film was deleted by my ex-wife Miriam (can't prove it though...) and I had to change the page to Flemming on Films. Anyway, readership has gone down, mostly because people aren't sure where to find it. Please pass the word on: Add and 's' and I will get success. Ahem... Anyway expect some of my archived reviews to show up every now and then, since they are no longer available electronically.

Anyway, onto the review. I saw Wall-e with my son Jasper and his snot-nosed friends last night. He had a birthday party but Chuck E. Cheese's was packed full. (Do Mexican children even know what Chuck E. Cheese's is?) so I had to bring 11 brats to the Regal around the corner. Anyway Wall-E is the story of a lonely robot, left to squeeze shit into cubes on earth, while all the people float around in space, getting fat, etc. An IPod lands on earth, and romance ensues.

The movie is the worst kind of puerile kiddy shit. I mean I don't get computer cartoons. If they want to be real, build the damn robots yourself. If you want a cartoon, call up Hanna Barbara, but what the fuck is the point of this halfway shit? Anyway, the space scenes made me sick, and the lasers and whatnot made my eyes hurt. Jesus...Also everytime I heard someone speak, I just pictured that celebrity hamming it up in a depressing recording studio with a starbucks in one hand looking unshaven and slovenly. I have a hard time suspending disbelief when it comes to computer cartoons.

Anyway, I fell asleep and woke up with the popcorn bucket on my head with those little shits tying my shoes together. To get back at them, I told em we would stop for ice cream on the way home, but instead I just drove on silently and stonefaced, dropping each of them off. They were too scared at my demeanor to dare ask about the ice cream. Ah... revenge is sweet. Anyway... only because I thought the iPod was cute I am gonna give this:

2 Flems